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Harvard Professors Conclude: 4th of July is For Republicans

Oh, what a lovely way to spend tax payer & parental money! According to the illustrious, non-biased professors of this once great institution, the day to celebrate America’s independence from England is for Republicans only. Apparently:

  • When done before the age of 18, it increases the likelihood of a youth identifying as a Republican by at least 2 percent.

Herman Cain’s Music Video- This Guy’s It! Yeow!

Raise Some Cain!

I LOVE THIS GUY! He has my vote!!!

Conservative Bloggers Unite for 2012!

I am officially calling on all conservative bloggers to help with the 2012 election. There are a few things I can foresee about this election:

  • 1) the media will NOT air Republican speeches and responses- as they did not in 2008 when McCain got 60% less coverage than Obama.
  • 2) Obama will not do direct debates. He will carp with well scripted remarks from the sidelines without getting hit in the face.
  • 3) Obama will out purchase media time by 2-1 with his billion dollar war chest.
  • 4) Obama plans a class warfare strategy

We can help by providing an organized, free media outlet for the GOP.

Herman, Baby!

Herman Cain: A No-Nonsense Teddy Bear

I love this man for his HONESTY. I love this man for his COURAGE. I love this man for his FORTHRIGHTNESS. He is a smart, self made millionaire with a no-nonsense attitude toward decision making. However, unlike Romney, Herman Cain is touchable. He has a great chuckle and knows how to work a crowd. He will open a can of whoop-ass and beat Obama for the 2012 Presidency!

Environmental Terrorism: Please Don’t Take My Lightbulb Away!

The Lightbulb Kid

When I hear third party supporters say that Republicans are just as bad as Democrats, I always duck and mumble, “No, not as bad.” And then I say, “We just need to get Obama out “. Or, I say, “A third party will only drain the most viable opposition to Obama. But here is the sad story of a Bush supporter who found out that Republicans really are as bad as Democrats. At least, sometimes.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I am just enraged about the government making LIGHT BULBS illegal. Light bulbs! If that is not sticking their big, fat fingers into my pie, I don’t know what is. If that doesn’t smack of unconstitutional, I don’t what does. Where does the government get off legislating such an innocuous product? Should we fear the dastardly deeds of this Enemy of The State? Has it murdered anyone? Blown anyone’s fingers off? Seeped radiation or toxic fumes? No. It’s just a silly, little light bulb. Rather a harmless little guy. Oh, occasionally, it will bite your fingers with a little burn bite, but otherwise quite friendly.

And yet, it will be contraband very soon- 2012- just a few months away.